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Most Primitive: 2,442ndNudest: 2,992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,596th
The Future Bio Major of
Authoritarian Democracy
I Hate Physics
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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I Hate Physics

Population1.045 billion

CurrencyEinstein
Animalphysics problem

The Future Bio Major of I Hate Physics is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.045 billion I Hate Physicsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.4%.

The I Hate Physicsian economy, worth 58.4 trillion Einsteins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,902 Einsteins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Hate Physics's national animal is the physics problem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I Hate Physics is ranked 138,782nd in the world and 41st in Oofery for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 57.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,442ndNudest: 2,992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,596thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,505thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,862ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,622ndMost Devout: 20,357thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,270th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : I Hate Physics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied physics problem.
  • : I Hate Physics changed its national name to "I Hate Physics" and its nation type to "Future Bio Major".
  • : I Hate Physics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : I Hate Physics's influence in Oofery fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : I Hate Physics's influence in Oofery rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".

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