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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81st Most Influential: 331st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,709th
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I Am Bad At Naming Nations

Population743 million


The Republic of I Am Bad At Naming Nations is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 743 million I Am Bad At Naming Nationsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 63.1%.

The very strong I Am Bad At Naming Nationsian economy, worth 61.2 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,427 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is well under control. I Am Bad At Naming Nations's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I Am Bad At Naming Nations is ranked 121,158th in the world and 6,088th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -0.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81stMost Influential: 331stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,771stMost Devout: 8,300thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,173rdLargest Black Market: 12,756thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,843rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionLargest Black Market: 297th in the regionMost Devout: 327th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 390th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 450th in the regionMost Armed: 879th in the region

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