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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,812th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,883rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,921st
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I Am Bad At Naming Nations

Population2.272 billion

LeaderSteve

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Animalcobra

The Republic of I Am Bad At Naming Nations is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Steve with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.272 billion I Am Bad At Naming Nationsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient I Am Bad At Naming Nationsian economy, worth 440 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,765 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 836,314 per year while the poor average 28,598, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, I Am Bad At Naming Nationsian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. I Am Bad At Naming Nations's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

I Am Bad At Naming Nations is ranked 2,018th in the world and 99th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 836,314.8 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,812thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,921stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,018thRudest Citizens: 2,048thMost Armed: 2,268thHighest Crime Rates: 2,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,437thLargest Black Market: 2,877thMost Devout: 3,598thLargest Retail Industry: 4,845thMost Influential: 5,616thHighest Average Incomes: 6,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,677thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,614thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,033rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,759thLargest Governments: 14,011thMost Developed: 14,427thMost Cultured: 14,580thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,271stLargest Gambling Industry: 15,806thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,099th
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Most Influential: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Armed: 107th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Devout: 159th in the regionLargest Black Market: 162nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 211th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 232nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 276th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 320th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 356th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 373rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 379th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : I Am Bad At Naming Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, I Am Bad At Naming Nationsian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, the comic book series 'Steve and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.

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