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Most Influential: 355th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,139th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,514th
The Republic of
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Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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I Am Bad At Naming Nations

Population1.71 billion

LeaderSteve

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Animalcobra

The Republic of I Am Bad At Naming Nations is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steve with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.71 billion I Am Bad At Naming Nationsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient I Am Bad At Naming Nationsian economy, worth 261 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,152 marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. I Am Bad At Naming Nations's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I Am Bad At Naming Nations is ranked 59,476th in the world and 1,935th in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 65.59 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Influential: 355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,514thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,505thMost Armed: 3,169thHighest Crime Rates: 3,403rdLargest Black Market: 3,794thMost Devout: 4,527thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,192ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,378thRudest Citizens: 11,766thHighest Average Incomes: 11,900thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,002ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,499thMost Developed: 15,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,287th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Armed: 170th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 175th in the regionMost Devout: 212th in the regionLargest Black Market: 218th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 346th in the regionRudest Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 436th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 484th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 549th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : I Am Bad At Naming Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : I Am Bad At Naming Nations was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Max Barry is this year's Miss I Am Bad At Naming Nations.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in I Am Bad At Naming Nations, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.

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