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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105th Most Influential: 199th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,680th
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I Am Bad At Naming Nations

Population1.332 billion



The Republic of I Am Bad At Naming Nations is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Steve with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.332 billion I Am Bad At Naming Nationsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient I Am Bad At Naming Nationsian economy, worth 179 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,474 marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only place where one can see the I Am Bad At Naming Nationsian cherry tree is in a museum, major cities are suffering under water rationing, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Am Bad At Naming Nations's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I Am Bad At Naming Nations is ranked 23,153rd in the world and 1,083rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,953.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105thMost Influential: 199thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,889thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,163rdLargest Black Market: 5,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,016thMost Devout: 7,483rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,882ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,944thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,522nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 230th in the regionMost Devout: 294th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 564th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 694th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 786th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 801st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 808th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 817th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 833rd in the regionMost Armed: 899th in the regionLargest Governments: 921st in the regionMost Cultured: 1,003rd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 433 » Siwale, Xinchao, Arrivederci, Esplandia, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Isimud, Kubrostavsria, The Kyziban Islands, The Russland kingdom, Pleroma Sans Romans, Chukstik Illahi, Amerian States, Rouene, New Lakemba, Lamexanope, Khorazan, Bothia, Edon-Ko, The Iron Lions, Vszeklina, Bayern-Straubing, Walter Jackson, Republic of Dixie, Misthas, Vexilia, Humptalumpta, Sacrento, The Free Californian People, Pallaith, Forunte, Zokk, The Lugansk Republic, Shin-Hachioji, Merconitonitopia, Athenian Coalition, Spherus Magna Imperium, Kyrianian, Dicko, Avornica, Gran Finisterra, Northern Scovia, Dadastan Archipelago, Thenaca, Pria Xennes, Venezuelia, ZhangKeyesland, Nullum Crimen, Colony of lasting Hopes, Panama Coalition, Republic of Destiny, and 383 others.Ribbleton, Unsophisticate, Adamantius, Southern Allican, South Grand Mountain, Palisede, The Syca, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Gmt2001, Acrabinnia, St Remy, PlanetPunk, Tianqing, Rylam, Ausrea, Buckerino, Great Bights Mum, Arquan, Carl and SEAMUS, New South Danmark, New Phyrreus, Wooleystan, JAOECW536, Puczovska, Necromonia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Rumagna, American MapleStory, Aeroias, Notyoutopia, Elvero, Corfad, Choistan, Dopeland420, Corutsca, Ilisseia, Kelvaros Prime, Beastos, Middle Drazzi, Ice and Tinian, Beladev, Karazan, New Pleasant Hill, Yukti, Stahladacon, Revolutionary Sealand, New Sekai, Lorthar, El Doradi, United Brunstovia, Yurc, Galits, Zombodice, Erwo Stal, SORT, Romanian Land, Wills Dominion, Bonjoura, South Aetulia, Repubblica Ariana, Soviet Terran, The AP Republic, Inner Wilia Sch, BrightFutures, Drasvidania, Zupla, Nord Botten, Yaris, Montroyale, Universal State Formula, Afriyie, Prospit, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Prydania, Diodone, Kek-, Chadwin, Dephinland, Aroa, The Wholly Concordant See, Elevation, Lungha, Tredano, Hellstown, Marxist Luxembourg, Zeternia, Liberal Republics Union, Maott, US of Lalaland, Chamocha, Independant Britanny, Arach-Naga Combine, Lemonbiscuits, Dodione, SchoolHouse Rock, HMS Unicorn, Aezus, The United Front of Patriotic Fascists, Boadiccea, Nirian Order, The Rossinite Empire, The Ered Engrin, Uruguayan, Selfgradatude, The Austro Germanic Union, Euginus, Pradovnia, Keybobo, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, ZimRobwe, Eglise Sainte Eve, Alice Gardens, Foraldn, ThE eNd oF eE, Fengate, Renetopia, ShortBusCrashed, Kundam, The Official United States of America, The Happily Oppressed, The Lancerian Empire, Yinzhaohan3, New Chilokver, Valenair, Abunenin, Vazali, Holy Oranz, Ostrolia, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Seven Hills, Calamazo, Ainsworth, Camarthen, Thorway, Dutchyland, Boggovia, TerranulliuZ, Yatzatz, Halcon siveriano, Koda-Land, Sheppey, Neo Hungarica, Bharathvarsh, Kingdom of Space, Nyvan, Friently, Sil Dorsett, The Akhara Islands, Weehay, Cruzh, Sankami, Lord Ravenclaw, Oroam, Aerilia, Shadowrik, McMasterdonia, David Davidson, Legique, Pedran, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Celebia, Alscotia, New Rivia, Territorio di Nessuno, Kwaj, General COE, North Armatas, Xentherida, Holy Trinity 2015, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Helido, Midds Conia, Lionia, Plumas, Bax-Landia, Qactana, Wodan, Nesseus, Tharissus, Vasic, Jefffliu, Joodey, Beodarasc, Wineclaw, Indereac Lanx, Sunto, RedRunele, Prevaland, Aurelius Hastings, Victoriaans Nederlands, Phualand, Q w e r t y, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Xystopia, Sporoub, Azura Palatina, CurryIndia, Unimaginable Doom, Elkhead, Anarchy for people, Zigarusstan, Blackgear, Nogori, Sendia Buth, Heiminborighty, Sonovoka, Sylcar, Amerislovakia, Apetopia, Memeosan, Amestris-Britannia, Dannyria, Caish Empire, Agrauron, Wunderstrafanstalt, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Reune, Mecca-Switzerland, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Floris, Atheenos, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Tumonica, Colteraak, Azurius, Abiswashyo-bhumi, SillyString, Malvad, Cinnibar, NatsukiLand, Mhazi, Itallitopia, Grand Europa Imperium, Radicaster, HOW TO GET YOURSELF BANNED FROM NS, Nanatovna, Get Away From Me, Empy, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Edwerlantin, Huskana, The Transhuman Union, Astal Aavors, Western Vapia, Eversland, Jontopiary, Thoets, Elhomna, Aningem Atron, Unicorria, Westfacto, Paxiosolange, Equality of Nations, Bananaaaaa, Bellavia, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, Montegan, Arimbia, Asemnots, Freebrave, Fergax, Federalni Policie, DeadHookerland, Ozstan, Suraria, Frances Francis the First of France, United States of Medford, Wyrmsdale, The Mazur Empire, Rainengrad, Verda Mondo, Kolorland, British Bayonet, Albacria, Morlanka, Sea Ghost, Atain, FortMayne, Cobrallstain, Ordes, Ladesha, The Futurstania, Rosariona, Novo England, Lower Nubia, Sandiconia, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, Rivierland, Matioria, Old Republic of Greece, Cellorigo, Lake Flotillas, Volara, Changjo, Pop Prorp, Gameindustrial Empire, Han Ful, Yamanato, Dejure, Braussland, The Red Lords, Great Solordia, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Empotia, The Tohjo Empire, Naimland, Triekru, LaKronia, Libertonia bis, Imperial Gabillity Wordt, Chrysanthemum THRONE, Lagose, Minikahda, Nueava Libertalia, Eisenhand, The Windmilluminati, Wesley Republic, Dramanian, Xandopia, Ka Ching, Massarie, Omicron Persei V111, Freienland, Mordant99, The Prole, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Cult of the Seven Sons, Diche Choklate, Caldysia, Atom lando, Benolia, AGoodPlace, Shibutani, East Supple Lund, San Christobal, FLARADESTRA, Reylands, The Oceanic Lands, Nokelon, Guslantis, Detrivania, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Govornia, Pizza Squared, Californian Redwood, Northern United Arkadia, Constantinolia, THX1138, Notty Swaras, Viridiann, Trae-Land, Llwy, Wisconsota, Harstonia, Former English Colony, Marbamaga, Centrall America, Lordelles, Triangle And Square, Killbear, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Avalon, New Cataria, Highton Islands, The Emeritus, Impler, Darcania, Suicidistan, Captain Coons Rodent Coalition, Zankioa, Sanjurika, Alsace and Lorraine United, and Hackfraud.

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