The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.316 billion I Always Choose The Last Optionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient I Always Choose The Last Optionian economy, worth a remarkable 5,653 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 394,940 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

I Always Choose The Last Optionians struggle to cut steak with a spoon, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. I Always Choose The Last Option's national animal is the National Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

I Always Choose The Last Option is ranked 10,322^nd in the world and 2^nd in TERRY for Most Secular, with 94.96 Atheism Rate.