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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,175th Most Avoided: 8,278th Largest Mining Sector: 9,855th
The Unholy White Lined Fever of
Democratic Socialists
Mood: Twilight softens to blackness
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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I_95

Population4.042 billion

CapitalMiami
LeaderEisenhower
FaithConstructionist

Currencytoll
AnimalDasher

The Unholy White Lined Fever of I_95 is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Eisenhower with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.042 billion Highwaymen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Roadworthy economy, worth 287 trillion tolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 71,014 tolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I_95's national animal is the Dasher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Constructionist.

I_95 is ranked 20,978th in the world and 6th in Florida for Most Income Equality, scoring 69.62 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,175thMost Avoided: 8,278thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,855thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,274thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,498th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : I_95 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, Air I_95 tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in I_95, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.

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