The Weed Whites and Wine of I 14 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eisenhower with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.595 billion Highwaymen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killeen. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Roadworthy economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion tolls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 98,736 tolls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Killeen was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I 14's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constructionist.

I 14 is ranked 244,016^th in the world and 72^nd in Texas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.