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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,119thSafest: 1,867thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,139th
The Queendom of
Left-wing Utopia
Wisdom, Power, Courage
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Superb
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Frightening
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Hyrule and Lorule

Population22.322 billion

CapitalKakariko City
LeaderPrincess Zelda
FaithShiekah

CurrencyRuppee
AnimalDeku Baba

The Queendom of Hyrule and Lorule is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Princess Zelda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.322 billion Hyrule and Loruleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kakariko City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyrule and Lorulean economy, worth a remarkable 3,329 trillion Ruppees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,167 Ruppees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Princess Zelda performing the Full-Monty are selling out, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown. Hyrule and Lorule's national animal is the Deku Baba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shiekah.

Hyrule and Lorule is ranked 41,043rd in the world and 142nd in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.13 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,119thSafest: 1,867thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,139thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,720thHighest Economic Output: 6,227thMost Pacifist: 7,234thSmartest Citizens: 8,450thMost Cultured: 8,696thMost Inclusive: 8,795thHighest Food Quality: 9,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,007thLargest Populations: 12,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,809thNicest Citizens: 13,054thMost Developed: 13,546thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,581stMost Secular: 13,969thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,055thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,078thHealthiest Citizens: 15,361stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,356thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,604thMost Influential: 18,528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,965thLargest Governments: 21,785thHighest Average Incomes: 22,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,362ndBest Weather: 28,075thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,738th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the region

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