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Most Primitive: 7,452ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,036thMost Devout: 19,838th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Industry and Money
Edwin Parsons
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Hyrdegarup

Population2.698 billion

CapitalSlevale
LeaderEdwin Parsons
FaithChristianity

Currencypesos
Animalunicorn

The Empire of Hyrdegarup is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Edwin Parsons with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.698 billion Hyrdegarupians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slevale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.5%.

The Hyrdegarupian economy, worth 145 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,034 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyrdegarup's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hyrdegarup is ranked 83,024th in the world and 74th in Oneid for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 144,679 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 7,452ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,036thMost Devout: 19,838thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,406th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour.
  • : Hyrdegarup was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyrdegarup, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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