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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,582ndMost Influential: 3,180th
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Hypersensible Crybabies

Population1.176 billion

CapitalSeverely Cultured City
LeaderJoseph the Piker von Storyteller

CurrencyChiang Mai Khao Soi

The Bunch of Hypersensible Crybabies is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joseph the Piker von Storyteller with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.176 billion Hypersensible Crybabies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severely Cultured City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The all-consuming Hypersensible Crybabiesian economy, worth 124 trillion Chiang Mai Khao Sois a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,957 Chiang Mai Khao Sois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,660 per year while the poor average 22,843, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hypersensible Crybabies's national animal is the fish'n'chips, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Libraries.

Hypersensible Crybabies is ranked 153,598th in the world and 6,167th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,582ndMost Influential: 3,180thHighest Crime Rates: 3,338thRudest Citizens: 4,203rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,568thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,736thLargest Retail Industry: 5,939thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,275thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,403rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,449thMost Inclusive: 9,235thMost Pacifist: 10,116thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,183rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,162ndMost Secular: 11,479thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,842ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,289thMost Cultured: 17,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,622nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 153rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 162nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 235th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 236th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Inclusive: 316th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 365th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 379th in the regionNicest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionMost Influential: 390th in the regionMost Pacifist: 393rd in the regionMost Secular: 405th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 421st in the regionNudest: 460th in the regionMost Cultured: 489th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 505th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 680th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 774th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 784th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 785th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 796th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 826th in the regionMost Developed: 839th in the region

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