The Bunch of Hypersensible Crybabies is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph the Piker von Storyteller with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.574 billion Hypersensible Crybabies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severely Cultured City. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hypersensible Crybabiesian economy, worth 332 trillion Chiang Mai Khao Sois a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 128,982 Chiang Mai Khao Sois, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime is totally unknown. Hypersensible Crybabies's national animal is the fish'n'chips, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Libraries.

Hypersensible Crybabies is ranked 20,508^th in the world and 676^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,163.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.