The Bunch of Hypersensible Crybabies is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joseph the Piker von Storyteller with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.176 billion Hypersensible Crybabies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severely Cultured City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The all-consuming Hypersensible Crybabiesian economy, worth 124 trillion Chiang Mai Khao Sois a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,957 Chiang Mai Khao Sois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,660 per year while the poor average 22,843, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hypersensible Crybabies's national animal is the fish'n'chips, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Libraries.

Hypersensible Crybabies is ranked 153,598^th in the world and 6,167^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.