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Most Primitive: 267thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 548thHighest Crime Rates: 1,195th
The Treepublic of
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Humans suck
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Hyperecofriendly Inhumanity

Population2.474 billion

CapitalTree City
FaithNature Worship


The Treepublic of Hyperecofriendly Inhumanity is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.474 billion Hippies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Environment, although Industry, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hippie economy, worth 146 trillion twigs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,396 twigs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,631 per year while the poor average 10,769, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

The nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', and new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hyperecofriendly Inhumanity's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nature Worship.

Hyperecofriendly Inhumanity is ranked 298,091st in the world and 8,399th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -21.19 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 267thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 548thHighest Crime Rates: 1,195thHighest Drug Use: 1,660thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,986thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,645thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,909thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 4,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,772ndMost Avoided: 7,710thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,218thBest Weather: 8,701stMost Inclusive: 8,953rdNudest: 11,649thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,464thHighest Food Quality: 13,838thTop
Most Cultured: 16,952ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,405thLargest Black Market: 21,878thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,081stMost Secular: 24,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 26,242ndMost Pacifist: 30,023rd
Most Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 50th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 135th in the regionMost Avoided: 185th in the regionBest Weather: 196th in the regionMost Inclusive: 214th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 219th in the regionNudest: 271st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 315th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 331st in the regionMost Cultured: 364th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 488th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 510th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 510th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 529th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 534th in the regionMost Secular: 665th in the regionNicest Citizens: 774th in the regionMost Pacifist: 816th in the region

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