Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Most Secular: 9th Most Avoided: 10th
The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Hegemony
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.376 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 20,571 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 724,953 tulu metals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,193,032 per year while the poor average 59,711, a ratio of 70.2 to 1.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, military service is compulsory, the giant 80-storey carving of Eibon in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Shoggoth Sea. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 163,608th in the world and 2nd in Pyoko for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -78.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Secular: 9thMost Avoided: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Economic Output: 29thFattest Citizens: 29thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Retail Industry: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Gambling Industry: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55thMost Corrupt Governments: 63rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 70thMost Armed: 70thLargest Insurance Industry: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 88thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89thRudest Citizens: 123rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 129thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 151stSmartest Citizens: 174thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 292ndLargest Populations: 766thHighest Crime Rates: 1,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,153rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,289thMost Influential: 2,780thHighest Drug Use: 2,833rdLargest Black Market: 3,195thMost Cultured: 5,510thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,541stTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,042ndMost Stationary: 14,363rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Shoggoth Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the giant 80-storey carving of Eibon in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, military service is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • : Hyperbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.

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