The Incorporated States of Hyperbanus is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Albion Constantine with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 1.642 billion Hyperbanusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hydrotermopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbanusian economy, worth 213 trillion E-Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,317 E-Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, news headlines usually include p-values, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperbanus's national animal is the Bulky Golden Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostiscience.

Hyperbanus is ranked 5,125^th in the world and 276^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 97.71 Atheism Rate.