The Incorporated States of Hyperbanus is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albion Constantine with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.698 billion Hyperbanusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hydrotermopolis. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbanusian economy, worth 818 trillion E-Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,136 E-Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperbanus's national animal is the Bulky Golden Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyperbanus is ranked 220,629^th in the world and 8,307^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -372.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.