The Ice with a Flag of Hyonaland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ćames Marksi with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.759 billion Hyonans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lojos. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Hyonan economy, worth 135 trillion Gorams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 49,019 Gorams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hyonaland has designated Lojos as its capital city, Ćames Marksi has just been declared ruler of Hyonaland in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is almost non-existent. Hyonaland's national animal is the Harp Seal, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Hyonaland is ranked 133,107^th in the world and 175^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Populations, with 2.76 billion capita.