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Most Valuable International Artwork: 706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,704thMost Armed: 8,211th
The Glory to Great Leader of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Love For Religion, country and nation
Aitu Hyole
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Hyole

Population1.082 billion

CapitalNusa Angkasa
LeaderAitu Hyole
FaithThe Only One

CurrencyAidi
AnimalKomodo

The Glory to Great Leader of Hyole is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aitu Hyole with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.082 billion Hyoleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nusa Angkasa. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Citizen of Hyole economy, worth 148 trillion Aidis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,025 Aidis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aitu Hyole can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, all weapon research has been banned, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyole's national animal is the Komodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Only One.

Hyole is ranked 28,746th in the world and 30th in Nordic Lands for Most Conservative, scoring 80.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 706thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,704thMost Armed: 8,211thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,579thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,212thMost Cultured: 13,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,864thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,146thTop
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Most Devout: 15,810thMost Influential: 16,327thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,370thMost Authoritarian: 16,950thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,751stMost Developed: 21,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,278thBest Weather: 21,782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,114thMost Patriotic: 23,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,588thLargest Retail Industry: 25,155thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,212thLargest Governments: 25,801stLowest Crime Rates: 26,057thSmartest Citizens: 27,876thHealthiest Citizens: 28,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,530thMost Conservative: 28,746thHighest Average Incomes: 30,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,819th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hyole was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyole, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyole, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyole, all weapon research has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyole, Aitu Hyole can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyole, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyole, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Hyole was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyole, the holiest shrine in The Only One is on another world.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyole, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges.

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