The Kingdom of Hyliastor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Filip with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.553 billion Hyliastoris have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skala. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyliastori economy, worth 174 trillion Korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,668 Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, surveillance cameras are banned, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyliastor's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyliastor is ranked 50,758^th in the world and 125^th in Anteria for Most Beautiful Environments, with 655.82 pounds of wildlife per square mile.