The Chinese Stats of Hylia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Shenlong with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.121 billion Chinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 7,326 trillion Taels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 454,461 Taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and the HBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hylia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shenism.

Hylia is ranked 587^th in the world and 2^nd in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 189.27 law-abiding acts per hour.