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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,502ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,855th
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Hygania ImPErivm

Population604 million


AnimalHygania Mirvana

The United Socialist States of Hygania ImPErivm is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 604 million Hygania ImPErivmians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient Hygania ImPErivmian economy, worth 28.0 trillion Gyrutages a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,283 Gyrutages, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Berlin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hygania ImPErivm's national animal is the Hygania Mirvana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hygania ImPErivm is ranked 223,635th in the world and 19th in The Power Gulids II for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.87 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,502ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,855thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,461st
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

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