The Jingoistic States of Hyfafa is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.445 billion Hyfafans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The strong Hyfafan economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion Hals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,023 Hals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation is compulsory, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyfafa's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyfafa is ranked 135,930^th in the world and 10^th in The Genesis Corporation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.18 law-abiding acts per hour.