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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,231stBest Weather: 17,742nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hail Hydra
Alpha
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hydra Wolf

Population3.131 billion

CapitalNew Asgard
LeaderAlpha
FaithWolfism

CurrencyWolfmark
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Hydra Wolf is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alpha with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.131 billion Hydra Wolfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The strong Hydra Wolfian economy, worth 193 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,806 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, euthanasia is legal, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Wolfball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hydra Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Hydra Wolf is ranked 96,854th in the world and 3rd in Hydra Main Command for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51 Whatever.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hydra Wolf, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Wolfball fields.
  • : Hydra Wolf lodged a message on the Hydra Main Command Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hydra Wolf, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Hydra Wolf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Hydra Wolf altered the regional flag of Hydra Main Command.
  • : Following new legislation in Hydra Wolf, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Hydra Wolf, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Hydra Wolf, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Hydra Wolf, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Hydra Wolf, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.

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