The Dictatorship of HVY MTL DRMR is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.567 billion HVY MTL DRMRians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong HVY MTL DRMRian economy, worth 90.3 trillion Cilantros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,594 Cilantros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,325 per year while the poor average 10,028, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, Harry Potter books are banned, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. HVY MTL DRMR's national animal is the Albino Liger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

HVY MTL DRMR is ranked 104,964^th in the world and 258^th in Devide by Zero for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.07 Bank.