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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 417th
The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ńỹśe śuý. Ńỹśe yeźnima. Ńỹśe zwýńet.
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Hvalfyurden

Population19.106 billion

CapitalKápýtaal
LeaderLãrýk Hvályuri
FaithSecular

CurrencyTaagraam
AnimalRoma-X́egraama-Lỹcuý

The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lãrýk Hvályuri with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.106 billion o Hválfyŕheý enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kápýtaal. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hválfyŕheý economy, worth a remarkable 3,383 trillion Taagraams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 177,112 Taagraams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elected officials who disagree with Lãrýk Hvályuri have a lot of accidents, a degree in Lãrýk Hvályuri Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hvalfyurden's national animal is the Roma-X́egraama-Lỹcuý, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Hvalfyurden is ranked 3,449th in the world and 6th in USSR for Most Cultured, scoring 202 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 417thMost Advanced Public Transport: 635thMost Pacifist: 893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 967thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,140thLowest Crime Rates: 1,143rdSafest: 1,274thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,316thLargest Governments: 1,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,501stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,510thMost Developed: 1,546thNicest Citizens: 1,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,741stBest Weather: 1,784thMost Influential: 2,092ndMost Inclusive: 2,245thHighest Food Quality: 2,390thHealthiest Citizens: 2,489thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,449thSmartest Citizens: 4,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,150thHighest Economic Output: 6,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,329thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,581stHighest Average Incomes: 14,135thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,548thMost Secular: 17,475thLargest Populations: 17,760thMost Income Equality: 21,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,860thMost Efficient Economies: 28,667th
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hvalfyurden's influence in USSR fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Hvalfyurden's influence in USSR rose from "Minnow" to "Enforcer".
  • : Hvalfyurden relocated from Balder to USSR.
  • : Hvalfyurden altered its national flag.
  • : Hvalfyurden was refounded in Balder.
  • : Hvalfyurden ceased to exist in USSR.
  • : Following new legislation in Hvalfyurden, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hvalfyurden, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Hvalfyurden, a degree in Lãrýk Hvályuri Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hvalfyurden, elected officials who disagree with Lãrýk Hvályuri have a lot of accidents.

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