The Socialist Mobster Lobsters of Huron League is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President DeVoss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.593 billion Huronians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreamcliff. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Huronian economy, worth 189 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,249 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, glamping Huronians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Huron League's national animal is the Mobster Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Huron League is ranked 264,469^th in the world and 9^th in Great Lakes Alliance for Most Avoided, scoring 0.65 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.