The Empire of Hungarian Europe is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Barn Owl I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.655 billion Hungarian Europeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Capital District. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hungarian European economy, worth 126 trillion European Crowns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,512 European Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and Hungarian Europeans seem to be catching more chills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hungarian Europe's national animal is the Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hungarian Europe is ranked 252,592^nd in the world and 7,281^st in the West Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -26 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.