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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,362nd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
May the Schwartz be with you
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.238 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.238 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,947 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 132,934th in the world and 6,563rd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 469.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 448thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,362ndMost Devout: 4,648thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,729thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,250thMost Developed: 6,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,814thRudest Citizens: 6,923rdSmartest Citizens: 7,579thLowest Crime Rates: 7,600thBest Weather: 7,888thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,845thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,089thMost Efficient Economies: 9,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,582ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,798thNicest Citizens: 9,949thTop
Most Cultured: 10,743rdMost Stationary: 10,862ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,921stLargest Governments: 12,091stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,689thHighest Economic Output: 14,501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,172ndSafest: 15,685thHighest Average Incomes: 16,174thMost Pacifist: 17,192ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,914th
Most Influential: 140th in the regionMost Devout: 183rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionMost Stationary: 238th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 274th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 344th in the regionRudest Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 371st in the regionMost Developed: 371st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 390th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 392nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 411th in the regionBest Weather: 422nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 424th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 434th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 444th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 456th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 472nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 486th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 493rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 495th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 499th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 526th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 534th in the regionNicest Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 554th in the regionLargest Governments: 567th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 578th in the regionLargest Populations: 604th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 604th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 613th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 664th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 746th in the regionSafest: 835th in the regionMost Pacifist: 933rd in the region

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