The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.238 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,947 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 132,934^th in the world and 6,563^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 469.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.