The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.911 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth 453 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,855 Wingwangs, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Humptalumpta, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 144,141^st in the world and 7,124^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.52 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.