The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.266 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth 518 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,499 Wingwangs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 133,007^th in the world and 7,236^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 88.83 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.