by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 299thMost Influential: 667thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,805th
The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
May the Schwartz be with you
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population12.577 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.577 billion Humptalumptans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,376 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 218,232nd in the world and 9,104th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,422.99 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 299thMost Influential: 667thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,805thMost Devout: 5,129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,375thBest Weather: 5,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,768thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,900thRudest Citizens: 7,122ndMost Developed: 7,940thSmartest Citizens: 8,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,392ndNicest Citizens: 8,528thMost Stationary: 8,533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,909thMost Cultured: 8,934thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,200thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,645thHealthiest Citizens: 9,775thHighest Food Quality: 10,965thLowest Crime Rates: 11,846thHighest Economic Output: 12,005thMost Pacifist: 12,742ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,206thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,669thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,290thMost Efficient Economies: 20,087thLargest Governments: 20,381stSafest: 20,519thHighest Average Incomes: 21,296thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,145thLargest Populations: 25,577th
Most Devout: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionMost Stationary: 174th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 306th in the regionBest Weather: 317th in the regionRudest Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 367th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 387th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 389th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 399th in the regionMost Cultured: 448th in the regionLargest Populations: 453rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 459th in the regionMost Developed: 467th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 490th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 495th in the regionNicest Citizens: 495th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 529th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 538th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 568th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 596th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 627th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 627th in the regionNudest: 681st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 692nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 730th in the regionMost Pacifist: 754th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 826th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 833rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 867th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 885th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 901st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 903rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 955th in the regionLargest Governments: 961st in the region

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