by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 291st Most Influential: 540th Most Devout: 5,068th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
May the Schwartz be with you
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.266 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.266 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth 518 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,499 Wingwangs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 133,007th in the world and 7,236th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 88.83 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 291stMost Influential: 540thTop
Most Devout: 5,068thTop
Most Developed: 9,131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,641stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,986thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,444thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,500thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,729thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,223rdSmartest Citizens: 13,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,512thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,659thBest Weather: 13,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,170thMost Cultured: 14,516thMost Efficient Economies: 14,670thNicest Citizens: 15,202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,297thLargest Retail Industry: 15,803rd
Most Influential: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionMost Devout: 197th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 474th in the regionMost Developed: 507th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 555th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 603rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 611th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 612th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 627th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 636th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 636th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 639th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 693rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 694th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 717th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 719th in the regionMost Cultured: 732nd in the regionMost Average: 735th in the regionBest Weather: 738th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 786th in the regionLargest Populations: 792nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 803rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 826th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 830th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 840th in the region

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