The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.765 billion Humptalumptans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth 614 trillion Wingwangs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,977 Wingwangs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Sierra Gordo for fear of causing a fuss, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 43,067^th in the world and 2,536^th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,138.99 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.