by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Influential: 505thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,506th
The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
May the Schwartz be with you
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population10.283 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.283 billion Humptalumptans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,036 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 222,485th in the world and 8,398th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -415.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Influential: 505thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,506thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,730thMost Devout: 4,937thRudest Citizens: 5,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,444thBest Weather: 6,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,878thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,031stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,413thMost Developed: 8,416thSmartest Citizens: 8,573rdNicest Citizens: 8,780thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,184thMost Cultured: 9,617thMost Stationary: 9,674thHealthiest Citizens: 10,677thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,900thLowest Crime Rates: 11,365thTop
Highest Food Quality: 11,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,701stMost Pacifist: 13,515thHighest Economic Output: 13,844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,913thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,438thMost Efficient Economies: 19,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,871stHighest Average Incomes: 20,311thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,727thSafest: 20,903rd
Most Influential: 167th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionMost Devout: 209th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 229th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 310th in the regionRudest Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 367th in the regionBest Weather: 395th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 405th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 463rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 488th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 499th in the regionMost Cultured: 499th in the regionNicest Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Developed: 514th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 538th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 603rd in the regionLargest Populations: 628th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 638th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 652nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 698th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 713th in the regionMost Pacifist: 757th in the regionNudest: 817th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 854th in the region

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