The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.763 billion Humptalumptans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth 790 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,223 Wingwangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

High school bands practice by moonlight, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 120,834^th in the world and 6,614^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.98 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.