The Jingoistic States of Hummanty is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.769 billion Hummantyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Hummantyian economy, worth 17.2 trillion Tanukis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,724 Tanukis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', organ donation is compulsory, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hummanty's national animal is the Gamma Hawk.

Hummanty is ranked 154,676^th in the world and 13^th in Transbian for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.77 law-abiding acts per hour.