The Rogue Nation of Humdingerville is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by All Mighty Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.214 billion Humdingervilleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humdingerville City. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Humdingervillean economy, worth a remarkable 8,763 trillion hibbletons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 256,141 hibbletons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humdingerville's national animal is the evil goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pantheism.

Humdingerville is ranked 716^th in the world and 18^th in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.91 Years.