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Highest Poor Incomes: 153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196thLargest Black Market: 241st
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Death is the great liberator
Darth
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Humbledonia

Population11.244 billion

CapitalYe Old Town
LeaderDarth
FaithChurch of the Holy Allibat

CurrencyCoin
AnimalAllibat

The Democratic Republic of Humbledonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.244 billion Humbledonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ye Old Town. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Humbledonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,151 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 458,140 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humbledonia's national animal is the Allibat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Holy Allibat.

Humbledonia is ranked 227,796th in the world and 242nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring -609.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196thLargest Black Market: 241stMost Corrupt Governments: 288thMost Advanced Public Education: 437thHighest Average Incomes: 468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 469thLowest Crime Rates: 548thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 552ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 840thLargest Mining Sector: 857thLargest Governments: 1,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,260thMost Patriotic: 1,425thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,508thHealthiest Citizens: 1,976thHighest Economic Output: 2,007thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,035thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,137thMost Authoritarian: 3,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,418thNudest: 3,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,016thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,194thSmartest Citizens: 5,195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,744thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,984thMost Conservative: 9,997thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,261stLargest Insurance Industry: 11,150thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,914thMost Developed: 13,386thMost Extreme: 15,880thMost Efficient Economies: 18,185thMost Secular: 19,518th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, trespassers entering Darth's office are immediately vaporized.

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