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Highest Poor Incomes: 108th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd Largest Black Market: 251st
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Death is the great liberator
Darth
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Humbledonia

Population6.725 billion

CapitalYe Old Town
LeaderDarth
FaithChurch of the Holy Allibat

CurrencyCoin
AnimalAllibat

The Democratic Republic of Humbledonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Darth with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.725 billion Humbledonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ye Old Town. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Humbledonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,791 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,117 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Darth's eyes only', and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humbledonia's national animal is the Allibat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Holy Allibat.

Humbledonia is ranked 102,117th in the world and 457th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 413.43 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rdLargest Black Market: 251stMost Corrupt Governments: 271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330thMost Advanced Public Education: 357thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 466thHighest Average Incomes: 469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 559thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 595thLowest Crime Rates: 610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 621stMost Advanced Public Transport: 762ndLargest Mining Sector: 902ndLargest Governments: 1,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,359thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,419thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,767thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,271stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,520thNudest: 3,109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,350thMost Authoritarian: 3,517thHighest Economic Output: 3,716thSmartest Citizens: 5,438thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,816thMost Extreme: 7,755thTop
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Most Conservative: 10,264thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,977thMost Income Equality: 14,666thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,279th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 34th in the regionMost Extreme: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36th in the regionMost Income Equality: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Darth's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.

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