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Highest Poor Incomes: 158thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198thLargest Black Market: 265th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Death is the great liberator
Darth
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Humbledonia

Population9.389 billion

CapitalYe Old Town
LeaderDarth
FaithChurch of the Holy Allibat

CurrencyCoin
AnimalAllibat

The Democratic Republic of Humbledonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Darth with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.389 billion Humbledonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ye Old Town. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Humbledonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,189 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 446,245 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, Humbledonia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humbledonia's national animal is the Allibat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Holy Allibat.

Humbledonia is ranked 10,261st in the world and 37th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,362.41 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 158thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198thLargest Black Market: 265thMost Corrupt Governments: 275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 420thMost Advanced Public Education: 426thHighest Average Incomes: 473rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 482ndLowest Crime Rates: 564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 585thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 592ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 752ndLargest Mining Sector: 835thLongest Average Lifespans: 913thLargest Governments: 1,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,310thMost Developed: 1,446thHealthiest Citizens: 1,852ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,486thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,276thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,358thMost Authoritarian: 3,648thNudest: 3,697thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,935thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,709thSmartest Citizens: 5,213thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,266thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,261stTop
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Most Conservative: 11,162ndMost Avoided: 11,403rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,220thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,047thMost Extreme: 14,464thMost Efficient Economies: 17,301stMost Secular: 19,494th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, Humbledonia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Darth's enigmatic grin.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.

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