Population | 2.245 billion |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Cat |
The Republic of Huli7 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.245 billion Huli7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Huli7ian economy, worth 353 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,346 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, and even God cannot save you in Huli7. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huli7's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Huli7 is ranked 302,105th in the world and 7,010th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 37 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, even God cannot save you in Huli7.
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Huli7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Huli7, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.