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Most Authoritarian: 17,441stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,809thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,651st
The Keyboard Warrior of
Corrupt Dictatorship
History needs a push.
TRANSSEXUAL VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hukhalia

Population1.374 billion

CapitalNEO-LONDON ARRIVES FROM THE FUTURE
LeaderTRANSSEXUAL VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN
FaithTOTAL DEVOTION TO THE WORD OF STALIN

CurrencyREACTIONARY SKULL
AnimalCZECHOSLOVAKIAN WOLF HOUND

The Keyboard Warrior of Hukhalia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by TRANSSEXUAL VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.374 billion Hukhali are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NEO-LONDON ARRIVES FROM THE FUTURE. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Hukhali economy, worth 43.5 trillion REACTIONARY SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 31,695 REACTIONARY SKULLS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State media insists that TRANSSEXUAL VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN is the most fashionable leader in Osiris, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hukhalia's national animal is the CZECHOSLOVAKIAN WOLF HOUND, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is TOTAL DEVOTION TO THE WORD OF STALIN.

Hukhalia is ranked 220,900th in the world and 5,846th in Osiris for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -6.71 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 17,441stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,809thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,651st
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Most Authoritarian: 630th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hukhalia, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Hukhalia, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Hukhalia, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Hukhalia, state media insists that TRANSSEXUAL VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN is the most fashionable leader in Osiris.
  • : Hukhalia changed its national animal to "CZECHOSLOVAKIAN WOLF HOUND" and its currency to "REACTIONARY SKULL".
  • : Hukhalia changed its national capital to "NEO-LONDON ARRIVES FROM THE FUTURE", its faith to "TOTAL DEVOTION TO THE WORD OF STALIN", and its leader to "TRANSSEXUAL VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN".
  • : Hukhalia altered its national flag.
  • : Hukhalia changed its national nation type to "Keyboard Warrior".
  • : Hukhalia altered its national flag.
  • : Hukhalia altered its national flag.

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