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Most Authoritarian: 1stMost Conservative: 2ndMost Income Equality: 5th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Huitzilopochlti

Population22.022 billion

CurrencyBirdy
AnimalCatoborus

The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 22.022 billion Huitzilopochltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Huitzilopochltian economy, worth 65.3 trillion Birdies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,965 Birdies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huitzilopochlti's national animal is the Catoborus.

Huitzilopochlti is ranked 98,676th in the world and 2nd in Poqilet for Most Primitive, scoring -36.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 1stMost Conservative: 2ndMost Income Equality: 5thMost Extreme: 316thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,807thMost Stationary: 4,156thLargest Populations: 6,135thTop
10%
Most Influential: 12,628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,680th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Huitzilopochlti was nominated for a World Assembly Condemnation by Taylorania.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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