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Largest Mining Sector: 4,749thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,247thFattest Citizens: 6,414th
The Kazakh Horde of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Under the Power of The Eternal Tengri
Janseit Tazhin
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hsiungnu

Population1.173 billion

CapitalAkmoly
LeaderJanseit Tazhin
FaithTengrism

Currencypul
Animalhorse

The Kazakh Horde of Hsiungnu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Janseit Tazhin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.173 billion Kazakhs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akmoly. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kazakh economy, worth 131 trillion puls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,750 puls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hsiungnu's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Hsiungnu is ranked 94,909th in the world and 14th in Pecan Sandies for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 857.76 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 4,749thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,247thFattest Citizens: 6,414thMost Secular: 7,260thTop
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Most Avoided: 14,036thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,171stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,459thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,523rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,888thMost Authoritarian: 16,470thLargest Retail Industry: 17,801stMost Efficient Economies: 17,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,440thLowest Crime Rates: 19,899thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,258thLargest Governments: 23,517thMost Developed: 24,058th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hsiungnu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV.
  • : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, Akmoly's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
  • : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • : Hsiungnu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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