The Republic of Hsenastihentuugr is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.786 billion Hsenastihentuugrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hsenastihentuugrian economy, worth 904 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,279 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is completely gun-free, postcards from Hsenastihentuugrian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hsenastihentuugr's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hsenastihentuugr is ranked 17,597^th in the world and 1,068^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.75 law-abiding acts per hour.