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Most Devout: 11,657thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,652ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,792nd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
ᛒᛠᛚᚢᚳᚹᛠᛚᛘ ᚢᚾᚹᛖᚩᚱᚦᛋᚳᛁᛈᛖ ᛒᛖᚠᚩᚱᚪᚾ
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hrythingland

Population2.197 billion

CapitalIngwinesburh
LeaderKing Wynnmar II
FaithHoly Wodenic Rite

CurrencyScilling
AnimalWhite Bull

The Kingdom of Hrythingland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Wynnmar II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.197 billion Hrythingas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingwinesburh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The strong Hrystic economy, worth 146 trillion Scillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,670 Scillings, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, King Wynnmar II often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hrythingland's national animal is the White Bull, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Holy Wodenic Rite.

Hrythingland is ranked 60,781st in the world and 30th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,113.4 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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10%
Most Devout: 11,657thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,652ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,792ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,725thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,063rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,115thMost Primitive: 22,002nd
Top
10%
Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hrythingland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Hrythingland's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Hrythingland's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Hrythingland's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Hrythingland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrythingland, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrythingland, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".
  • : Following new legislation in Hrythingland, King Wynnmar II often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrythingland, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrythingland, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.

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