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Highest Crime Rates: 336thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 450thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 520th
The Aaaaaaargh of
Anarchy
We made it!
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Hrrrrrrrg

Population10.416 billion

Currencytiny little dog treat
AnimalTrailer Dog

The Aaaaaaargh of Hrrrrrrrg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.416 billion Hrrrrrrrgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrrrrrrrgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion tiny little dog treats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 200,116 tiny little dog treats, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hrrrrrrrg's national animal is the Trailer Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrrrrrrrg is ranked 260,722nd in the world and 82nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.33 bananas ingested per day.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 336thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 450thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 520thRudest Citizens: 550thMost Armed: 571stFattest Citizens: 611thMost Avoided: 721stMost Rebellious Youth: 801stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,128thHighest Drug Use: 1,173rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,345thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,572ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,721stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,998thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,076thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,106thTop
5%
Most Inclusive: 4,015thNicest Citizens: 4,275thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,463rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,357thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,542ndMost Cultured: 6,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,957thHighest Average Incomes: 7,343rdHighest Economic Output: 9,057thNudest: 9,530thMost Stationary: 12,990thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,994thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,594thSmartest Citizens: 14,607thMost Efficient Economies: 20,031stMost Influential: 20,046thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,705thMost Politically Free: 20,889thMost Extreme: 22,774thMost Pro-Market: 24,721stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,970th
Top
5%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg's influence in The Bar on the corner of every region rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Hrrrrrrrg's influence in The Bar on the corner of every region fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".

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