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Highest Drug Use: 189thHighest Crime Rates: 372ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 479th
The Aaaaaaargh of
Anarchy
We made it!
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Hrrrrrrrg

Population12.413 billion

Currencytiny little dog treat
AnimalTrailer Dog

The Aaaaaaargh of Hrrrrrrrg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.413 billion Hrrrrrrrgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrrrrrrrgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,484 trillion tiny little dog treats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 200,116 tiny little dog treats, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hrrrrrrrg's national animal is the Trailer Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrrrrrrrg is ranked 31,985th in the world and 14th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,794.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 189thHighest Crime Rates: 372ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 479thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 572ndMost Armed: 603rdFattest Citizens: 648thRudest Citizens: 689thMost Avoided: 757thMost Rebellious Youth: 918thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,528thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,646thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,769thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,079thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,302ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,307thTop
5%
Most Inclusive: 4,390thNicest Citizens: 4,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,903rdMost Cultured: 7,016thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,617thHighest Economic Output: 8,221stHighest Average Incomes: 8,458thMost Stationary: 11,458thNudest: 12,898thHighest Food Quality: 14,804thSmartest Citizens: 15,024thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 16,973rdMost Influential: 19,997thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,431stMost Efficient Economies: 23,128thMost Politically Free: 23,188thMost Extreme: 24,684thMost Pro-Market: 28,272ndLargest Populations: 29,884th
Top
5%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Hrrrrrrrg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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