The Aaaaaaargh of Hrrrrrrrg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.416 billion Hrrrrrrrgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrrrrrrrgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion tiny little dog treats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 200,116 tiny little dog treats, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hrrrrrrrg's national animal is the Trailer Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrrrrrrrg is ranked 260,722^nd in the world and 82^nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.33 bananas ingested per day.