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Largest Populations: 2,085th Highest Economic Output: 2,138th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,246th
The Holy Thiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Maxim Gromyko
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The Holy Thiefdom of Hrotsijka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Maxim Gromyko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.066 billion Hrotsijkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryxoi. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrotsijkan economy, worth a remarkable 3,404 trillion Aijks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 135,838 Aijks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,538 per year while the poor average 25,230, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of Aijks in blood to make a point about government incomes, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and no one born in Hrotsijka can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hrotsijka's national animal is the Hrotsijkan Ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gromykoism.

Hrotsijka is ranked 26,055th in the world and 18th in Gatesville Inc for Most Influential, scoring 708 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Populations: 2,085thHighest Economic Output: 2,138thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,246thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,455thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,612thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,273rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,818thLargest Governments: 5,515thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,185thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,267thLowest Crime Rates: 7,458thMost Stationary: 8,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,249thTop
Most Developed: 9,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,049thLargest Black Market: 10,726thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,546thSmartest Citizens: 11,590thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,347thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,298thHighest Average Incomes: 15,129thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,216thMost Cultured: 16,865thFattest Citizens: 17,255thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,935th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

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