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Largest Populations: 2,062nd Highest Economic Output: 2,159th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,319th
The Holy Thiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Maxim Gromyko
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hrotsijka

Population25.388 billion

CapitalBryxoi
LeaderMaxim Gromyko
FaithGromykoism

CurrencyAijk
AnimalHrotsijkan Ram

The Holy Thiefdom of Hrotsijka is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Maxim Gromyko with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.388 billion Hrotsijkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryxoi. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrotsijkan economy, worth a remarkable 3,448 trillion Aijks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 135,838 Aijks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,538 per year while the poor average 25,230, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of Aijks in blood to make a point about government incomes, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and no one born in Hrotsijka can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hrotsijka's national animal is the Hrotsijkan Ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gromykoism.

Hrotsijka is ranked 23,433rd in the world and 6th in Gatesville Inc for Most Authoritarian, with 1.44 Stalins.

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Largest Populations: 2,062ndHighest Economic Output: 2,159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,459thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,050thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,805thLargest Governments: 5,548thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,173rdMost Secular: 6,463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,949thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,220thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,236thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,565thMost Stationary: 7,895thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,792ndMost Developed: 9,699thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,522ndLargest Black Market: 10,704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,857thSmartest Citizens: 11,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,512thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,807thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,037thHighest Average Incomes: 15,323rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,722ndFattest Citizens: 16,310thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,664thMost Cultured: 16,696th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
  • : Hrotsijka was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Kevnaria, infecting 454 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Hrotsijka was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The GV Corporal of Random One, curing 800 million infected.
  • : Hrotsijka was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The GV Corporal of Random One, curing 1,103 million infected.
  • : Hrotsijka was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The GV Corporal of Random One, curing 505 million infected.

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