by Max Barry

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Highest Economic Output: 2,100th Largest Populations: 2,104th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,171st
The Holy Thiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Maxim Gromyko
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Thiefdom of Hrotsijka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maxim Gromyko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, flagrant waste-dumping, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.876 billion Hrotsijkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryxoi. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrotsijkan economy, worth a remarkable 3,379 trillion Aijks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 135,838 Aijks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,538 per year while the poor average 25,230, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of Aijks in blood to make a point about government incomes, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and no one born in Hrotsijka can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hrotsijka's national animal is the Hrotsijkan Ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gromykoism.

Hrotsijka is ranked 145,522nd in the world and 15th in Gatesville Inc for Most Inclusive, scoring 29.26 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 2,100thLargest Populations: 2,104thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,285thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,690thLargest Governments: 5,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,035thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,876thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,942ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,989thLowest Crime Rates: 7,326thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,886thMost Stationary: 8,202ndTop
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Most Developed: 8,843rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,764thLargest Black Market: 10,400thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,061stSmartest Citizens: 11,469thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,049thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,734thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,837thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,665thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,673rdMost Cultured: 16,711thFattest Citizens: 16,752nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

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  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Largest Agricultural Sector.

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