Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,062nd Largest Populations: 2,220th Highest Economic Output: 2,245th
The Holy Thiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Maxim Gromyko
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Thiefdom of Hrotsijka is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maxim Gromyko with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.244 billion Hrotsijkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryxoi. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The powerhouse Hrotsijkan economy, worth a remarkable 2,979 trillion Aijks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 128,194 Aijks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hrotsijka's national animal is the Hrotsijkan Ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gromykoism.

Hrotsijka is ranked 152,650th in the world and 23rd in Gatesville Inc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,062ndLargest Populations: 2,220thHighest Economic Output: 2,245thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,333rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,410thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,182ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,404thLargest Governments: 5,865thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,230thLowest Crime Rates: 6,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,425thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,686thBest Weather: 7,879thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,138thHealthiest Citizens: 10,275thMost Stationary: 10,426thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,059thMost Developed: 11,319thSmartest Citizens: 11,328thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,153rdMost Authoritarian: 15,245thMost Cultured: 15,926th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, Maxim Gromyko's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, firing squads regularly execute dissidents.

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