The Holy Hm Kingdom of Hraindamalandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bourbie with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 3.428 billion Hmers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leóa. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hmish economy, worth 442 trillion hms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,991 hms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", the new Hmish-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hraindamalandia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hmism.

Hraindamalandia is ranked 12,106^th in the world and 8^th in Arctica for Largest Governments, scoring 34.58 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.