The Kingdom of Hoyerlay is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harold Lawson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.964 billion Hoyerlayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rowigath. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hoyerlayian economy, worth 787 trillion bavomegems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 198,738 bavomegems, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,164,237 per year while the poor average 15,885, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

A video of Prime Minister Harold Lawson wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoyerlay's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Hoyerlay is ranked 229,558^th in the world and 1^st in Hoyerlayian Grand Commonwealth for Least Corrupt Governments, with 57.15 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.