The Type 3 Diabetes Hotspot of How Dare You Germany is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Beloved Australian Painter with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.518 billion Anti-Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of It's not Berlin. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anti-German economy, worth 616 trillion Bladders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,769 Bladders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. How Dare You Germany's national animal is the Bingus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Painting World Maps.

How Dare You Germany is ranked 283,265^th in the world and 85^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Primitive, scoring -202.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.