Population | 5.568 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | falcon |
The Im already broken of How am I here is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.568 billion How am I hereans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.
The powerhouse How am I herean economy, worth 461 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,912 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Every week is blindness awareness week, Harry Potter books are banned, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and serial killers are the country's biggest import. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. How am I here's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
How am I here is ranked 46,288th in the world and 447th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 942.75322997088 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, Harry Potter books are banned.
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, the government spends millions of dollars every year prosecuting spammers.
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, falcons are considered a delicacy.
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : How am I here was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in How am I here, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.