Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 293rd Lowest Crime Rates: 631st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 873rd
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The United States of House mouse is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.267 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The House mousean economy, worth 929 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,517 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 5,167th in the world and 2nd in Outer Heaven for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.18 Years.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 293rdLowest Crime Rates: 631stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 873rdSafest: 1,032ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,094thTop
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Best Weather: 1,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,314thMost Income Equality: 2,499thHealthiest Citizens: 3,515thMost Authoritarian: 3,617thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,290thLargest Governments: 4,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,897thMost Primitive: 6,867thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,656thMost Extreme: 9,881stMost Stationary: 10,309thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,771stHighest Economic Output: 12,220thLargest Populations: 12,320th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven fell from "Dominator" to "Powerbroker".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather, the Top 5% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Influential and Most Cultured.
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Powerbroker" to "Dominator".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.

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