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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,545thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,738thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,629th
The Bumbly Buzzing Apiary of
Left-wing Utopia
I knew when I met you an adventure was going to happen
Influence
Eminence Grise
Beekeeper and Honeypot Collections
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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House at Pooh Corner

Population8.096 billion

CapitalThe House at Pooh Corner
LeaderWinnipeg Pooh
FaithHoney Bee Goddess Worship

Currencyhoney
AnimalHeffalump

The Bumbly Buzzing Apiary of House at Pooh Corner is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Winnipeg Pooh with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.096 billion Pooh Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The House at Pooh Corner. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pooh economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion honeys a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,636 honeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and no one gossips with Winnipeg Pooh during diplomatic summits. Crime is totally unknown. House at Pooh Corner's national animal is the Heffalump, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Honey Bee Goddess Worship.

House at Pooh Corner is ranked 272,603rd in the world and 9th in Hundred Acre Wood for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.55 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,545thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,738thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,629thMost Pacifist: 3,984thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,763rdNicest Citizens: 4,918thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,410thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,238thMost Cultured: 6,527thSafest: 6,534thHighest Food Quality: 7,374thSmartest Citizens: 7,845thMost Developed: 8,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,812thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,138thMost Inclusive: 9,579thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,259thHealthiest Citizens: 10,277thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,631stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,511thBest Weather: 11,529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,858thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,105thMost Efficient Economies: 14,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,589thLowest Crime Rates: 16,875thLargest Governments: 17,039thHighest Average Incomes: 17,313thMost Secular: 17,577thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,025thHighest Economic Output: 18,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,309thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,569thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,194th

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