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Most Valuable International Artwork: 323rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Influential: 852nd
The Great Islamic Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Struggle Is Ours , Victory Belongs To Allah
The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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House Ahsanul

Population2.573 billion

CapitalGlass Palace
LeaderThe Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque


The Great Islamic Empire of House Ahsanul is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.573 billion Ahkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glass Palace. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahkian economy, worth 519 trillion Yadims a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,024 Yadims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, the doctor has cold hands, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Ahsanul's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

House Ahsanul is ranked 323rd in the world and 16th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1,799.06 Bank.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 323rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Influential: 852ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,413thLowest Crime Rates: 1,575thMost Armed: 1,986thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,182ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,494thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,888thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,911thHealthiest Citizens: 2,969thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,981stLargest Governments: 3,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,444thMost Devout: 3,793rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,017thMost Developed: 4,038thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,570thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,153rdMost Authoritarian: 6,157thHighest Average Incomes: 6,397thSafest: 7,121stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,163rdSmartest Citizens: 7,876thBest Weather: 8,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,654thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,066thMost Conservative: 9,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,260thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,828thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,955thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,108thMost Extreme: 23,133rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 95th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionMost Devout: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 167th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 240th in the regionSafest: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 266th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 297th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 303rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 441st in the regionMost Conservative: 453rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 467th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 504th in the regionMost Extreme: 539th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 624th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 642nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 783rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : House Ahsanul endorsed The Republic of Oxyliteral.
  • : House Ahsanul was endorsed by The Republic of Oxyliteral.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : House Ahsanul endorsed The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 271 » Aumeltopia, The Two Jerseys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Amerion, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Tsvetania, Drystar, Erinor, Kiasu-ism, Linden Oak, Curlyhoward, Jehenna, Corgitopiaa, Southern Numenor, Tsunamy, Lioniel, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Aguatania, Royaltica, Nova Montron, Antarctic Empires, Sthalrim, Nowa Europa, Volaworand, Si-topia, Pamela And Hepatitis, Concrete Slab, RestartAll, Qvait, Pax Dracon, Blaash, The Filippinas, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Myness, Ralphburg, Great Andora, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Page 53, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bawkie, Abarri, Belschaft, Mapico, Fighting Kawi Ninja, The Solar System Scope, HUElavia, The naked people, Land Without Shrimp, Yeldarbsland, and 221 others.North Kanuckistan, Kringalia, New Briantown, Noire Denholm, Fasire, A leftover country, Isokenzar, Bleakfoot, Midand, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Enplatia, Iym Winterless, Sau Man Frescher, Ridehale, Three Rivia Levr, Marstella, Privatore, Alfama, Laamiva, Hypersensible Crybabies, Theorin, Edenlegaia, Madhonia, Bohenia, Dasko, Centristvill, Amutien, West-Pacific States, Drugged Monkeys, Shefino, InnWorm, Japanese Federal Republic, Sanden, Dankstergrad, Darakin, PenguinPies, Grianal, Escevola, Sedunn, Utondara, South Western Korea, Boca Tropica, Bergenu, Techganet, The United Expanse, Baltenlands, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poopisiya, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Sandaoguo, Odesseen, Western Fardelshufflestein, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Farengeto, North Catimestistrianes, Alf Landon, Zaelith, Wehraboos, The West Valley Mountains, Havenfell, Aurcania, Direwolf1, USNE2018, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Oreo States, Merevane, Galactic Gelatin, Velarin, Rad Asia, Spazzhole, Myndia, Auphelia, Noveos, Kelle Sondians, Lesinteil, Tepertopia, Kroumos, Hakk Fiss, Compli, Purple Hyacinth, Springhollow, Brunier, Isle of Glastonbury, Republic of RIP, Qaweritoyu, North Lauchyperpsonity, Monstrous Island, Kafeine, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Andinla, Kandorith, Phanama, Holy Free, Barkorth, Aura Draconis, Bartonia Nova, South Caleblan, Maltaron, Idiono, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Gastravon, Dignic Freuraternia, Doraya, Republik Hintonia, Rectionk, Zataras, Rebel-topia, South Blossom, SteamPunk Squirrels, Salguod, Amakul, New Iridescence, Ullan, Walloonia, Marinho Islands, Jammlandia, Perunian Republic, FreeFishers, Sancturia, Calistan, Proctethia, Seyja, Cuuldere, Treesil, Transtemporal Shifts, Zuleit, Shoinkwishima, Bod Wareenaland, Lantzalot, Eskvenn, Vanbella, Berlana, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Vicken, Los Rodeos, Blahblah2017, Sapientiano, Myhomecountry, Dereistic, Not Austria, Charisma Bonus, Operahouse, Samofia, Democratic Republic of Tiara City, Zolooloo, WI SD EA D, Quh, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Euro Pacifica, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, Pmta, Beepee, Drew-Topia, Communist Darskaya Republic, The Imperial Frost Federation, Yahshabbat, Martzian, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Kingpins, Treir, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wallechi, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Linguiniland, Honey Cake, Holota, Ceutalia, Qawe, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, LadyRebels, The Altan, Seythennia, Levistian, Doge Land, Death to democracy, Scu Greinne, Unity of purity, Conexia, Blondiesland, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Heliophilia, Greater Scottdascoda, NIGHTRAY, Eternal Memedom, Yeses, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Gidonia, Malonlandia, Tughampton, Carthatska, Banglazstrogaria, Manuck, The Stolen Lands, Xergiokia, The White Isles, Leanoidan, Herbert Island, Trotkys paradise, Gonrati, Noimosini, PaginMin, Sunsland, The United Australian States, Ipugao, Anatasha, New Qafedemar, Freavia, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, and Oxyliteral.

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