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Most Valuable International Artwork: 83rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 555thMost Patriotic: 811th
The Caliphate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Struggle Is Ours , Victory Belongs To Allah
The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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House Ahsanul

Population3.228 billion

CapitalGlass Palace
LeaderThe Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque


The Caliphate of House Ahsanul is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.228 billion Ahkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glass Palace. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahkian economy, worth 697 trillion Yadims a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,176 Yadims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, tax avoidance is a serious affair, there's a bright dawn ahead for House Ahsanul, and burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Ahsanul's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

House Ahsanul is ranked 7,011th in the world and 321st in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 91.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 83rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 555thMost Patriotic: 811thMost Influential: 903rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,205thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,272ndMost Armed: 1,921stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,068thLargest Governments: 2,076thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,092ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,188thHealthiest Citizens: 2,290thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,317thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,853rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,907thMost Developed: 3,174thMost Devout: 3,656thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,713thBest Weather: 4,314thMost Authoritarian: 4,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,832ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,927thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,363rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,432ndSafest: 6,021stSmartest Citizens: 6,278thMost Conservative: 7,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,270thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,497thTop
Most Income Equality: 16,373rdMost Extreme: 19,260th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Devout: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionBest Weather: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 199th in the regionSafest: 202nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 202nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 216th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 237th in the regionMost Extreme: 297th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 299th in the regionMost Conservative: 321st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 323rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 373rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 407th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 526th in the regionMost Income Equality: 742nd in the region

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