The Proletarian Dictatorship of Hosavan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Urystelig Mand with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.439 billion Hosans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhanianngrad. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hosan economy, worth 269 trillion Hosan Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,998 Hosan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBH Governor goes house hunting, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hosavan's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maxism.

Hosavan is ranked 22,873^rd in the world and 70^th in The Western Isles for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,164.26 tourists per hour.