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Rudest Citizens: 16thLargest Publishing Industry: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th
The Steppe Nomads of
Corporate Bordello
My name is Legion, for we are many
Roxana Scythiana
Influence
Eminence Grise
Khagan / Caravanserai
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Horde

Population13.887 billion

CapitalSamarqand
LeaderRoxana Scythiana
FaithShamanic Tengrism

Currencyarrow
AnimalWild Horse

The Steppe Nomads of Horde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Roxana Scythiana with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.887 billion Hordes are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samarqand. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Horde economy, worth a remarkable 9,150 trillion arrows a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 658,952 arrows, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,997,004 per year while the poor average 8,206, a ratio of 730 to 1.

The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Roxana Scythiana's bedroom, the official Horde Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Roxana Scythiana wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Horde's national animal is the Wild Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanic Tengrism.

Horde is ranked 7,985th in the world and 10th in The Horde for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.6 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 16thLargest Publishing Industry: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 106thMost Subsidized Industry: 132ndHighest Average Incomes: 143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 179thMost Efficient Economies: 202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 232ndMost Patriotic: 256thLargest Black Market: 292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 320thSmartest Citizens: 323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 353rdMost Cultured: 380thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 438thMost Advanced Public Education: 539thLargest Governments: 543rdMost Beautiful Environments: 738thHighest Food Quality: 956thHighest Average Tax Rates: 969thMost Corrupt Governments: 977thHighest Economic Output: 1,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,152ndMost Developed: 1,304thMost Armed: 1,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,385thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,436thMost Politically Free: 1,492ndMost Pro-Market: 1,530thHealthiest Citizens: 1,738thMost Secular: 1,957thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,621stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,292ndBest Weather: 4,319thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,449thMost Inclusive: 4,519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,481stNudest: 6,110thLowest Crime Rates: 7,985thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,402ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,439thLargest Retail Industry: 11,434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,585thMost Influential: 11,709thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,056th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Horde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Horde lodged a message on the The Carrot Patch Regional Message Board.
  • : Horde lodged a message on the The Horde Regional Message Board.
  • : Horde lodged a message on the The Horde Regional Message Board.
  • : Horde suppressed a post on the The Horde Regional Message Board.
  • : Horde lodged a message on the The Horde Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Horde, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Roxana Scythiana wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Horde, the official Horde Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Horde, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Roxana Scythiana's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Horde, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".

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