The Kingdom of Hoopernia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.786 billion Hoopernians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Howell. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hoopernian economy, worth 452 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,536 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoopernia's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoopernia is ranked 324,835^th in the world and 280^th in Wintreath for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.