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Most Ignorant Citizens: 186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191stMost Devout: 218th
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Hoochlandia

Population3.92 billion

CapitalBarkampton
FaithHauhauism

Currencydogfood
Animaldog

The Dogtatorship of Hoochlandia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.92 billion Hoochlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barkampton. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hoochlandian economy, worth 566 trillion dogfoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,638 dogfoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hoochlandia's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hauhauism.

Hoochlandia is ranked 35,256th in the world and 157th in Forest for Highest Economic Output, with 566 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191stMost Devout: 218thMost Primitive: 358thMost Subsidized Industry: 576thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 774thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,885thBest Weather: 2,119thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,160thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,141stLargest Black Market: 3,244thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,326thMost Influential: 5,986thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,177thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,158thHighest Average Incomes: 15,455thLargest Governments: 18,408th
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the region

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