The Unitary Socialist Federation of Honsiki is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Urubevki Hans with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.305 billion Honsikians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitskagrat. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Honsikian economy, worth 774 trillion Honiks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,950 Honiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Honyik Bears into functioning members of society, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Honsiki, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Honsiki has found 4 easter eggs), and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honsiki's national animal is the Honyik Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Epinatism.

Honsiki is ranked 128,626^th in the world and 9^th in New Epinadia for Largest Black Market, with 235 billion Standard Monetary Units.