by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 201stLargest Retail Industry: 394thHighest Crime Rates: 433rd
The Automatic Autocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Director of the Guard
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.956 billion

CapitalWorld Capital
LeaderKing Bob

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The Automatic Autocracy of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Bob with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.956 billion man are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient manly economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion rokkyivs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 211,344 rokkyivs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,741,247 per year while the poor average 5,327, a ratio of 326 to 1.

The government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is no.

Honeydewistania is ranked 209,966th in the world and 7,645th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 23.74 Years.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 201stLargest Retail Industry: 394thHighest Crime Rates: 433rdMost Armed: 441stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 472ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 519thRudest Citizens: 565thFattest Citizens: 568thLargest Gambling Industry: 570thMost Secular: 607thNudest: 711thMost Avoided: 711thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 857thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 864thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 949thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,047thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,062ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,550thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,934thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,369thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,503rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,762ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,028thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,469thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,221stLargest Insurance Industry: 7,103rdTop
Most Influential: 10,967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,308thHighest Economic Output: 13,041stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,795thHighest Drug Use: 20,032ndLargest Black Market: 20,744th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 107th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 154th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionMost Influential: 257th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 301st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 303rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 336th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 448th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 552nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 690th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 705th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 718th in the region

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