by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 153rdLargest Retail Industry: 382ndHighest Crime Rates: 416th
The Automatic Autocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Director of the Guard
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.968 billion

CapitalWorld Capital
LeaderKing Bob

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The Automatic Autocracy of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Bob with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.968 billion man are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient manly economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion rokkyivs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 212,176 rokkyivs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,805,926 per year while the poor average 4,433, a ratio of 407 to 1.

Former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is no.

Honeydewistania is ranked 156,638th in the world and 5,719th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 11.33 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 153rdLargest Retail Industry: 382ndHighest Crime Rates: 416thMost Armed: 428thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 466thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 510thLargest Gambling Industry: 546thFattest Citizens: 566thRudest Citizens: 589thMost Secular: 611thNudest: 662ndMost Avoided: 692ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 752ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 791stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 836thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 931stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,043rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,060thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,528thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,918thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,230thMost Efficient Economies: 2,308thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,504thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,738thLargest Mining Sector: 2,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,806thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,166thHighest Average Incomes: 5,411thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,421stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,788thMost Influential: 10,136thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,172ndHighest Economic Output: 12,945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,691stHighest Drug Use: 19,867thLargest Black Market: 20,574th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 45th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 51st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 141st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 144th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 157th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 321st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 335th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 450th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 547th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 656th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 684th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 716th in the region

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