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Honeydewistania was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 350
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 49thHighest Crime Rates: 66thLargest Retail Industry: 70th
The Mesmerising Meloncholy of
Capitalist Paradise
Take the red pill. Drink the melonade.
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Hermit
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Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Honeydewistania

Population13.795 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderCharlotte Foster Kane
FaithDeath or Glory

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Mesmerising Meloncholy of Honeydewistania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlotte Foster Kane with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.795 billion Honeydewistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,101 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 369,782 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,447,474 per year while the poor average 3,531, a ratio of 976 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a South Beach Tourist Association survey has rated Honeydewistania #1 for number twos, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Death or Glory.

Honeydewistania is ranked 254,499th in the world and 1st in South Beach for Most Stationary, with 17.549815157 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 49thHighest Crime Rates: 66thLargest Retail Industry: 70thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 71stMost Armed: 71stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78thMost Avoided: 94thLargest Gambling Industry: 95thFattest Citizens: 100thHighest Drug Use: 123rdRudest Citizens: 148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 181stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 205thMost Secular: 208thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 341stHighest Disposable Incomes: 353rdMost Efficient Economies: 591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 624thLargest Insurance Industry: 693rdLargest Mining Sector: 701stMost Rebellious Youth: 734thMost Corrupt Governments: 890thNudest: 1,045thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,108thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,432ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,370thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,483rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,926thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,667thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,765thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,153rdMost Pro-Market: 27,991stLargest Populations: 29,668th

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