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Honeydewistania was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 350
Largest Retail Industry: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 69thHighest Crime Rates: 71st
The Ten Morbillion People of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Take the red pill. Drink the melonade.
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Honeydewistania

Population10.024 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderHigh Chancellor Emily Shackleton
FaithDeath or Glory

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Ten Morbillion People of Honeydewistania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High Chancellor Emily Shackleton with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.024 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,379 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 337,109 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,136,747 per year while the poor average 3,297, a ratio of 951 to 1.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million husk payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Death or Glory.

Honeydewistania is ranked 53,975th in the world and 160th in Refugia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Largest Retail Industry: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 69thHighest Crime Rates: 71stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 81stMost Armed: 81stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stMost Avoided: 98thFattest Citizens: 111thLargest Gambling Industry: 124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 186thMost Ignorant Citizens: 202ndRudest Citizens: 204thMost Secular: 208thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 265thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 283rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 488thMost Efficient Economies: 520thLargest Mining Sector: 674thMost Rebellious Youth: 688thMost Corrupt Governments: 907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 950thMost Valuable International Artwork: 957thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,005thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,196thHighest Average Incomes: 1,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,556thTop
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Nudest: 4,109thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,454thHighest Economic Output: 4,797thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,099thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,652ndMost Influential: 16,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,106thLargest Black Market: 19,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,119thMost Pro-Market: 25,064th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million husk payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Honeydewistania created a custom banner.
  • : Honeydewistania lodged a message on the Refugia Regional Message Board.

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