The Ten Morbillion People of Honeydewistania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High Chancellor Emily Shackleton with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.024 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,379 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 337,109 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,136,747 per year while the poor average 3,297, a ratio of 951 to 1.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million husk payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Death or Glory.

Honeydewistania is ranked 53,975^th in the world and 160^th in Refugia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.