The Safe European Home of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.037 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 285,564 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,650,452 per year while the poor average 2,878, a ratio of 920 to 1.

The roads are virtually falling apart, Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 229,643^rd in the world and 7,665^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.