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Honeydewistania was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 350
Largest Retail Industry: 93rdHighest Crime Rates: 119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125th
The Safe European Home of
Compulsory Consumerist State
But Iím a crepe... Iím a weird dough...
Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Honeydewistania

Population8.037 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderPrime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Faithphony Beatlemania

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Safe European Home of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.037 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 285,564 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,650,452 per year while the poor average 2,878, a ratio of 920 to 1.

The roads are virtually falling apart, Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 229,643rd in the world and 7,665th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 93rdHighest Crime Rates: 119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125thMost Armed: 133rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 136thMost Avoided: 151stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 164thLargest Gambling Industry: 198thFattest Citizens: 206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 248thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 272ndMost Secular: 273rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 313thRudest Citizens: 325thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 420thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 443rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 728thMost Efficient Economies: 828thLargest Mining Sector: 980thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,025thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,038thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,161stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,298thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,398thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,084thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,225thNudest: 4,152ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,894thHighest Economic Output: 7,167thTop
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Most Influential: 13,454thMost Pro-Market: 17,237thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,855thLargest Black Market: 19,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,295thHighest Drug Use: 20,622nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 115th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionNudest: 188th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 211th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 227th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 347th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 352nd in the regionMost Influential: 374th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 689th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, people are often woken up by rubbish music.

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