The Automatic Autocracy of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Bob with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.968 billion man are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient manly economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion rokkyivs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 212,176 rokkyivs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,805,926 per year while the poor average 4,433, a ratio of 407 to 1.

Former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is no.

Honeydewistania is ranked 156,638^th in the world and 5,719^th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 11.33 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.