The Automatic Autocracy of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Bob with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.956 billion man are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient manly economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion rokkyivs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 211,344 rokkyivs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,741,247 per year while the poor average 5,327, a ratio of 326 to 1.

The government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is no.

Honeydewistania is ranked 209,966^th in the world and 7,645^th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 23.74 Years.