Population | 8.616 billion |
Capital | Honeyzia |
Leader | Honeylia Firewaterwolf |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Gold Ring |
Animal | Cat |
The Mystical Special Nation of Honey thy Cat is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Honeylia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.616 billion Honeys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeyzia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Honeyans economy, worth a remarkable 2,793 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,233 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honey thy Cat's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Honey thy Cat is ranked 28,610th in the world and 8th in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,395.77343309332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Honey thy Cat, surveillance cameras are banned.