by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 840thMost Influential: 3,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,688th
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Labor till you are tired then labor some more!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Honey Cake

Population509 million


Currency honey
Animalgreat honey bee

The People's Republic of Honey Cake is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 509 million Cakeaens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purgatoria. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cakean economy, worth 35.1 trillion honeys a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,042 honeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honey Cake's national animal is the great honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Honey Cake is ranked 176,997th in the world and 5,928th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 39.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 840thTop
Most Influential: 3,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,688thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,125thMost Avoided: 14,276thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,527thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,953rdMost Authoritarian: 22,735thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,005th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 282nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 416th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 437th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482nd in the regionMost Avoided: 566th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 710th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 787th in the region

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