The Kingdom of Hondurans is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Christine I with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.902 billion Catrachos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Tegucigalpa. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Honduran economy, worth 969 trillion Centrists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,502 Centrists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Greater Tegucigalpa, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hondurans's national animal is the Black Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholics.

Hondurans is ranked 25,887^th in the world and 2^nd in Paiative for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.32 law-abiding acts per hour.